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[Looking a bit groggy still and trying to get some of her larger Pokemon to quit loving on her, Jane greets the feed with a little half wave, forcing a smile on her face. Her outfit looks a bit grayer than when she first went to sleep, but from how Jane is holding the camera, it's impossible to see much more than her shoulders.]
Good morning, or evening, or whatever time it is; I haven't even looked at a clock and my sense of time is all messed up anyway, but I just wanted to say that I am awake, and I hope no one was trying to contact me. Uh, can anyone catch me up to speed on things I may have missed while being.. asleep, I guess is what it was? Pretty lousy sleep if you ask me.
[Rubbing her face and sitting back a bit from the gear, Jane ends up leaning to let Ricky and Cid climb into her lap, both Vaporeon and Charmander trying to snuggle all up at the same time. Giving a weak smile, she gives the screen another little wave as she turns off the feed, then sends out a quick couple of texts.]
Jake, Dirk
We need to talk.
Immediately.
Please message me when you see this.
We've been in the game for four months.
[Putting that last sentence in should hurry them along, hopefully thinking it's less about.. well, the awkward orange and green elephant in all of their conversations lately, and more about what is going on in their session. Rubbing her face and flopping back, Jane huffs out a sigh and stares down past her Pokemon at her god tier clothing. How did she even wake up with all this on? Weirdo clothing fairy decided to let her have this nonsense, ughhh.]
Good morning, or evening, or whatever time it is; I haven't even looked at a clock and my sense of time is all messed up anyway, but I just wanted to say that I am awake, and I hope no one was trying to contact me. Uh, can anyone catch me up to speed on things I may have missed while being.. asleep, I guess is what it was? Pretty lousy sleep if you ask me.
[Rubbing her face and sitting back a bit from the gear, Jane ends up leaning to let Ricky and Cid climb into her lap, both Vaporeon and Charmander trying to snuggle all up at the same time. Giving a weak smile, she gives the screen another little wave as she turns off the feed, then sends out a quick couple of texts.]
Jake, Dirk
We need to talk.
Immediately.
Please message me when you see this.
We've been in the game for four months.
[Putting that last sentence in should hurry them along, hopefully thinking it's less about.. well, the awkward orange and green elephant in all of their conversations lately, and more about what is going on in their session. Rubbing her face and flopping back, Jane huffs out a sigh and stares down past her Pokemon at her god tier clothing. How did she even wake up with all this on? Weirdo clothing fairy decided to let her have this nonsense, ughhh.]
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Yes, I assume Dirk and Roxy did. I know Jake and myself did.. [And then her face starts turning an odd shade of pink, good lord Jake why oh why didn't you have pants but that ass. Sob.]
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Hahaha, god tiers for everybody!! Did Jake god at the same time as you or something? Like Rose and D-- err...is something wrong? [Why are you pink, Jane?]
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Stupid as in it's a god damned gold speedo. Stupid as in eating candy makes you crazy and high and propose ridiculous things like having a million babies. Stupid as in four months of that nonsense and my Dad is in jail on Derse and I think Derse just blew up.
[Yup, keeping her face in her hands. At least she's not thinking of Jake's butt anymore, she's worried about her Dad oh my god why are things so wrong with this session?!?!]